I hate how my mom suddenly became too proactive in the college application process. Mom, I don’t think I need you to doublecheck my RUTGERS application because they will, undoubtedly, ACCEPT ME. I think she too caught up Rutger because of the prospect that Rutgers is CHEAP and, to us CHINESE, cheap = *A*
Me doing college apps:

Me doing college apps with my mom:

(^this is actually fun to watch when listening to Soul & Pimp Sessions)
1) Supplements (small revisions)
2) Present wrapping/find bags to put them in/ make three more copies of zine
3) Practice Clarinet



Thank you father for making me look shallow by
1) saying “OH HER (my) FAVORITE MUSEUM IS THE FASHION MUSEUM BECAUSE SHE (I) LIKES FASHION.” as we tried to name NYC museums for our (Asian…specifically Chinese) family friends when a) it’s specifically “the museum at FIT” b) FIT does not, despite its name, only focus on fashion c) I went there once because of an exhibit I wanted to see d) I like other museums better yet e) making my interests sound materialistic (that’s a lot of points)
2) pointing out HOW MANY SHOES there were below the fish tank when a) I don’t believe I have an extreme amount of shoes and b) the total cost of all those shoes are less than a pair of uggs
For THIS
And I am usually not the magazine type of person
WHERE CAN I GET IT?